gnarly:

damn gurl is u flappy bird bc nobody likes u

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gay8:

remember this part of american horror story?

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clientsfromhell:

Me: “What browser are you on?”

Client: “Google.”

Me: “Google Chrome?”

Client: “No, just regular Google.”

Me: “That’s the site. I want to know the browser.”

Client: “Google.”

Me: “No.”

Client: “Look, we can have this conversation forever, man. But when I hit the internet logo, Google comes up!”

Me: “Okay…What does that “internet logo” look like?

Client: “…A fiery fox, I guess. But that’s irrelevant.”

ssweet-dispositionn:

fuckedupwonderlandd:

little-sub-princess:

I feel this on a spiritual level

So relevant though..

HAHAHA

ssweet-dispositionn:

fuckedupwonderlandd:

little-sub-princess:

I feel this on a spiritual level

So relevant though..

HAHAHA

Every porno on earth.
  • guy: you like this dick?
  • girl: yeah
  • guy: yeahhh?
  • girl: yeahhh
  • guy: yeahhhhhhh?
  • girl: yeahhhhhhh
  • guy: yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh?
  • girl: yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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    Tagged: literally,

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    Tagged: everytime, yes, fave,

    caseyanthonyofficial:

onlylolgifs:

Baby thinks she can eat food from the magazine

What an idiot

    caseyanthonyofficial:

    onlylolgifs:

    Baby thinks she can eat food from the magazine

    What an idiot

    ddarkahn:

    iconic

    Me writing smut
  • Me: Cock...................
  • Me: ... er spaniel. sweet jesus I can't do this
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    Tagged: laughs,

    EM